A NaNoWriMo Update

As some of you may know, I'm participating in NaNoWriMo this month because Ethan... convinced me to.
Since we're more than a week in and I'm still only behind by about a day's worth of writing, I thought I would give you some choice sentences and phrases:
These first two are from Part 1: Letters from Mitchell

After dinner, we played a rousing game of monopoly. I was wholly unprepared for how cutthroat a game of monopoly could be.

And two:

"Alright, Mitchy-boy time for us to get intimate."
I blinked as she took a step toward me and slowly placed her hand on my chest.
“Go on the other side of that tree and clean up, you stink!”
With a shove, she turned me around and pushed me toward a tree that grew right at the water’s edge.

This last one is from Part 2: Letters from Myra

[My roommate] was known as the Barbezonian on her roller derby team, a flailing whirlwind of pink death.

The more I write, the more I'm starting to wonder about Myra.